Create.Evolve

Ram, what are you? I’m not sure, but you must be very important. Without you, everything turns into moving picture slides. I have a hard time enjoying anything without you. I would like to find a Ram farm and steal one for my lady. Or do I need more than one? How many Rams would be considered the proper amount? I don’t want to come home under equipped with Ram-a-lamb-a-ding-dongs. Either way, I need to go to bed. My head is pounding, and I am beginning to stress about nothing. (Its not Rams fault.) My hair could use a washing. My face could use a pie in it.

I feel like waking the neighbors with a piercing scream. One that would make them contemplate on calling the cops, or coming down to check on me (wielding a blade of some sort) to see if I’m okay. Fuck it, get ready……. (pause)…… Dang, I wussed out. Now I have to go to sleep. That’s what wussies do. They sleep. Maybe one day I’ll be enough of a hard ass to stay up late.